Stupidest Questions I've Ever Heard

1. "Can I ask you a question?" You just did, BoBo!
2. "Are you awake?" Well, I was till YOU said that! Thanks, Bastille Breath!
3. "Promise not to get mad if I say something?" Wow, now that I have a choice...!
4. "Well, where did you lose it?" OMAGOD! You're a genius! I'll just go there right now and find it!
5. "Did that hurt?" Nah! I'm grimacing with laughter!
6. [From a student] "Do we have to know this?" Absolutely NOT! I'm just wasting time babbling about Gamma Ray Bursts till my parole is up!