The FatMan is Coming to Town

sung to the tune of Santa Clause is Coming to Town

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You better not weigh
You better not mass
You better not drop
I'm telling you why
The Fizzix Teacher's coming to town

He's collecting homework
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
that you copied on your test
The Fizzix Teacher's coming to town

He sees you when you're cheating
He knows when you copy
He knows when you are safe or not
So wear your goggles for goodness sake

Oh, you better not fail
and accelerate your face
You better not be careless
and drop your mass
The Fizzix Teacher's coming to town