Dashing Through the Lab

sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

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Dashing through the lab
My experiment’s gone awry
I think I hurt myself
I hope that I won’t die
I’m bleeding out my ears
My shirttail is aflame
I think I will go down
In the Physics Hall of Shame! O

Gonna fail, gonna fail,
never gonna pass
Oh for poor, stupid me,
to take this wretched class
HEY!
Gonna fail, gonna fail,
I've got myself to blame.
Why did I go and take the class?
I must have been insane!

My lab partner you know
Is totally a geek.
He never does his part
So I’m in trouble deep!
He messed up all my data
And came up really short
I don’t know how we’ll write
This stupid lab report. O

Gonna fail, gonna fail,
never gonna pass
Oh for poor, stupid me,
to take this wretched class
Gonna fail, gonna fail,
I've got myself to blame.
Why did I go and take the class?
I must have been insane!
I must have been insane!