All I Want For Christmas Is To Pass Fizzix

sung to the tune of All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

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All I want for Christmas is
to pass Fizzix, to pass Fizzix, to pass Fizzix,
Then my folks would let me drive
the new Jaguar,
And I could have a merry Christmas!

It seems so long since I passed a test
And homework is a real bummer,
Every time I try a problem
I feel dumb and dumber.

All I want for Christmas is
to pass Fizzix, to pass Fizzix, to pass Fizzix
Gee, if I could only pass Fizzix
Then I could have a Merry Christmas!